What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:03
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.